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Full Guide: How To Score a Threesome With a UCU girl?

Full Guide: How To Score a Threesome With a UCU girl?

By Staff Writer

A threesome is definitely on every campus guy’s bucket list. But threesomes come from only a few Universities. For the case of Uganda, if you’re thinking of threesomes, you ought to think KIU, Nkumba or UCU.

You can’t dream of landing a threesome at Kyambogo University. That’s like trying to find a virgin in Olympia hostel. See the point.

There’s a 5 in ten chance of having a threesome if you’re gonna do it with a UCU girl. Why? Because these girls are rowdy and experimental. Curiosity has never killed a UCU babe.

Have lost count of how many times we’ve hanged around The Hive in Mukono only to get the UCU babes proposing the threesome idea to us. Here’s how to have your first threesome with a UCU babe.

1. Attitude First things first. You must believe that you deserve a threesome. And not just any threesome but one of two babes and you as the only dude. You must walk, talk and act like you are a threesome yourself.

2. Forget the Nice Guy Act One thing for sure, UCU babes hate nice guys. So you gotta act a bad boy. If it means puffing some shisha or marijuana, puff it. That’s the price to pay in trying to land a threesome.

3. Pounce on a Mukono Club Whether The Hive or Casablanca, if you gonna find a girl ready for a threesome, it will have to be in a club. And don’t get there early, get there at close to midnight. Girls are already high and the slut within is being revealed abd taking over.

4. Spot the Groups and Approach See those four or two girls dancing together? Get in their circle and pull off your drunk game. Normally, girls can’t get in their hostels past a certain time. So they will be glad to have a dude who’s gonna give them a place to sleep for the night.

5. Pull the girls back to your place It’s easier if you have a ride. Take them back to your one bedroom apartment. Offer them your T. Shirts and let them join you in bed.

6. Start with the hardest girl Usually one girl acts harder and holier than the other. Start with this one. Once you nail her, the friend will automatically join in. And it will be heaven on earth.

7. Wake up in the morning and brag to your male friends What is success if you can’t brag about it? Snap a photo of the babes in your bed and send to a whatsapp group. This will act as your CV for all future threesomes

 

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